Senior Texting Codes (STC)

I thought the following listing was appropriate... after all, the kids have all their little codes... like BFF, LOL, etc.  So here are some codes for seniors:

 

ATD - At the Doctor's

 

BFF - Best Friendís Funeral

 

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

 

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

 

CBM - Covered by Medicare

 

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

 

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

 

FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

 

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

 

FYI - Found Your Insulin

 

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

 

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

 

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

 

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

 

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

 

LOL - Living on Lipitor

 

LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

 

OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

 

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

 

ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

 

TTYL - Talk to You Louder

 

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

 

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

 

WTP - Where's the Prunes

 

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

 

Hope these help!

 

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!